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Asian Tom is a Californian single who’s likely to stay single for a good long while.
Seriously, the first sentence in his dating profile is: “I make it difficult for you to like me as a human being.” I thought I must’ve misread it or it was some sort of typo, but, no, he goes on: “On every conscious level (including un- and sub-), I think I am better than you.” So now I’m thinking the 28-year-old single is being ironic or making a self-effacing joke.
Second, his pinkish white skin suggests he’s not Middle Eastern. Matt thought he’d make a positive impression with a picture of himself naked in bathtub filled with Cheetos.
But, seriously, this look is One 11th grade student on Ok Cupid is very upfront about what she wants. Her profile basically reads like an application to be someone’s sugar baby.
Hands down, the worst dating profile I’ve ever read was written by a law student who thought he knew the way to impress a woman. All this made me suspect that he sent his junk to a girl and gotten chewed out for it, which caused him to overcorrect. Like “Hey, look at me, I’ve never sexually assaulted anyone, aren’t I a catch? I do have to thank that guy, though, because his dic-pic fixation gave me a great story to tell my single friends.
He went on to reference his strict no-unsolicited-dic-pics policy twice more in his profile, and then he copy/pasted his personal claim to fame in his message to me.
“I have never EVER sent an unsolicited dic pic, and I’ll bet not many guys can say the same.” Yes, he spelled dick wrong.
Bad dating profiles are fun to talk about, shudder over, and learn from, so our dating experts decided to put together a list of the top 13 worst ever online dating profiles.